Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Condemn Mumbai Blasts


This is a hypothetical talk between a "teacher" and a "student". Here 
the teacher is a man who has taught how to create terror and a student 
is a young terrorist waiting for an order to execute some "great" 
plans.

After passing out from the training camp his master tells him that you 
will be "on bench" for sometime and then we will send you to the most 
safe place to create terror.

It is none other than India!!

The "student" got amused and wonders why his master said that India is 
"most safe" place to create terror. He then gave the following 
reasons.

India is a place where we have some locals working for us. India has 
tradition of welcoming the "guests". These "guests" can be some 
unsocial elements in the country and many of these "guests" are our 
sleeping modules which we infiltrated through porous borders on 
Bangladesh, Nepal and LOC. Hence we do not need to worry about 
logistics. And it is even much safe for our sleeper cells as they have 
"got Voter Id" cards issued by Government of India. A rough estimate 
says that today the number of illegal Bangladeshi migrants in the 
financial capital is more than the number of Bengalis from West 
Bengal. The political parties in that country are so involved in their 
vested interests that they never take steps against "our men". Even if 
they do there are some small parties which ensure that it does not 
happen. We don't have any religion but political parties in that 
country make the "terror activities a religious or communal" issue. 
This ultimately ensures our safety.

Indian Intelligence Agency is a collection of few "very active" and 
oaf people who wouldn't know we're going to hit them even if we sent 
them an invitation to come and "see the fireworks." Moreover, even if 
"sometimes" they get some inputs, there is so much complication in the 
set up that before they can act on any inputs we would have already 
struck. The state will say it didn't got any inputs or rejected it 
thinking it was "routine input" while center will say that it has 
given the "warning" beforehand. Even if you walk on the street with AK 
47, their cops will not be able to face you. Reason: They are "so well 
equipped with weapons" which were last used in the World War-I.

The chief of the state or the country are busy planning and 
strategizing many vote issues. If they don't get any issue, they "lay" 
their political planks on the bodies of their own people. The blame 
game is so "entertaining" that after every attack we enjoy it on 
television. Their government is bunch of jokers who have demoralized 
their defense forces and bureaucrats. They hold the "world record" for 
ineptitude. Do you want to hear what they would say after you will 
strike in that country? Yes, said the "student" and he heard India's 
ministers "most inspiring" speeches and "great condemnation" after 
attack on a tape recorder. They burst into laughter and the master 
continues.

India is a huge country with some of "good" leaders and "least 
corrupt" people. You can easily smuggle tons of explosives and they 
will never ever come to know till you have used them. The leaders are 
not happy with their own country-men and are creating rifts in the 
society. In a way they are also working for us but good thing about 
them is "they are not on our pay roll", chuckled the master.

As long as they will continue to make their nation weak internally we 
can attack them without the second thought.

They have failed to deal with internal problems such as Naxalites, 
Maoists, ULFA, etc and we are also using them as well. They have just 
fear of loosing their votes and the citizens of the nation must be 
laughed at. Though we have always targeted them, never did they have 
stepped for their "so called rights" or raised their voices out of 
some "in built fear". They call them helpless but I call them even 
more "cruel" and "insensitive" than we are, said master with smirk on 
his face. Their people are so "educated" and yet they have played in 
hands of their "politicians" by indulging over caste, creed, colour 
and religion. These people actually don't have unity and no common 
cause to stand for and hence are so advantageous to us. 
"Unfortunately" , we have to kill them. Sometimes I really felt that we 
need not to "instill fear" in the Indian psyche. They are so busy with 
their life that they forget the gravest attacks on them in 15 days and 
wait "for us to strike again." India is in total mess.

All these "qualities" have made India "hot spot" to "test" our latest 
arms and ammunitions and be "recognized" world wide. And the biggest 
joke is that this country wants to be superpower in next decade. I 
mean, what can be more ridiculous than a country that can't even 
ensure security for its people having these dreams of glory?

So my "student" where will you like to "appear for test": Jaipur, 
Ahmedabad, Guwahati, Delhi, Lucknow, Bangalore, Mumbai or some new 
place?

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Lifes Philosophy from some anonymous i liked it thou

A professor stood before his Philosophy class and had some items in front of him. 
When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. 

He then asked the students if the jar was full. 

They agreed that it was. 

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. 

He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. 

He then asked the students again if the jar was full. 

They agreed it was. 

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. 

Of course, the sand filled up everything else. 

He asked once more if the jar was full. 

The students responded with a unanimous "yes." 

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. 

The students laughed. 

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. 

"The golf balls are the important things - your God, family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. 

"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car. 

"The sand is everything else--the small stuff. 

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. 

"The same goes for life. 
"If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. 

"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. 

Play with your children. 

"Take time to get medical checkups. 

"Take your partner out to dinner. 

"Play another 18. 

"There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. 

"Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. 

"Set your priorities. 

"The rest is just sand." 

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. 

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. 

"It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a cup of coffee with a friend."

Thursday, February 14, 2008

MIGRATION??? in ur own country....

Situation : RAJ THACKERAY wants non-Maharashtrians to leave the state
as they are taking up job opportunities and they are also the ones who
are committing crimes n thefts in MAHARASHTRA.

GOD bless him!!! i don't understand what our leaders are up
to...Discrimination on the basis of language!!! shocking surprising
and depressing.. .

Right from the beginning i've never agreed to these parties - MNS,
SHIV-SENA, NCP n blah blah...HOW could you think so small...how could
u think of just bringing one community to a level and forget about the
rest...and not even forget, you r trying to push them back...GODDDDD! !!
please give him some kinda vision...

The first page of newspaper shows many people boarding the out-bounded
trains... how sad is that???? Sometime back I was PROUD of the fact
that INDIA has unity in diversity but not any more...N that too just
because of one person...MR. RAJ THACKERAY...

They say our job opportunities are being hampered in our own
state...com'on ya...be a sport...be competitive. ..N anyways you are
creating vacancies in MAHARASHTRA, what about the other states...if
maharashtrians are not welcomed there, then they will be losing jobs
in all other states of INDIA...then in what way are you helping your so
called 'marathi manus'...

This act of yours can only bring shame and embarrassment. ..

when a friend of mine came to me n said ' kya yaar mandar tumko achha
nahi lagta kya hum yahaan padhne aaye toh???' i felt like killing
myself...someone happened to tell me that they are not accepted in our
college coz they dont speak marathi...whattttttt???????? ?

Even the 1000's of illiterate mindless assholes who were involved in this
rampage- GROW UP NOW...The person whom you are following is not even
brought up in this state...HE split up from his brother only for POWER
AND MONEY... if he had so much of love for his mother tongue, he would
have never left this place....

HE has never recited our pledge, which says - 'INDIA IS MY COUNTRY AND
ALL INDIANS ARE MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS'...

rather than this he could have tried to collaborate with other states
and may be with some mutual understanding could have created some
opportunities there...

FROM my opinion this was just a publicity stunt from the politicos and
its gonna be a win-win situation for all...THE central govt is happy
that the MAH govt succumbed to their pressure...MAH govt is happy that
they were able to take some action against the law breakers and they
got an opposition leader behind the bars...Even Raj Thackeray is happy
that he got the bail, publicity, and the sympathies as well....

"I've always fought for you people...I was even arrested and dragged
to prison cell but i never stopped fighting for my people..."
hahahaha!!!! please do vote for him...

Now consider the situation of a father whose son is working in
MAHARASHTRA ...
"Pata nahi kaisa hoga bichara...bol ke gaya tha apne hi desh mein
hun...sab apne hi log hain...ab pata nahi kiske bharose kaam kar raha
hai wahan"...

A mother who is MAHARASHTRIAN and whose son is working outside...
"agga bai...majha mulga!!!...sangitla hota, maharashtrachya baher jau
nakos kamala...hitech ek vada-pav cha dukan takun dila asta...pan
aiktoy kutha..."

why so much of tension yaar...apna desh hai...jahaan ghumna hai
ghoomo...jahaan kaam karna hai karo...tarakki karo toh sabke saath
mein karo...

Imagine BOLLYWOOD without AMITABH BACHCHAN (guess UP), without SHAHRUKH
(DELHI), without dilip kumar, rajesh khanna and the list goes on and on...
WITHOUT the IT- companies IBM, Infosys, Wipro...
Without the RELIANCE empire...
do our soldiers on the border fight only for their state????

I am sorry to all my brothers and sisters who were affected by the
drama of MNS...I am sorry for the fact that i could not protect u from
such terrorist forces...

N my apologies to all the Maharashtrians. ..SORRY but m not amongst you
anymore...
I am an INDIAN....and only INDIAN...